.signature mottos I wish I had thought of first

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Remember, the battle of the Gulf was won on the playing fields of
Nintendo.
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The difference between theory and practise in practise is 
greater than the difference between theory and practise in theory.
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"Space is an illusion; disk space doubly so"
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You are in a twisty little passage of standards, all conflicting.
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* Our continuing mission: To seek out knowledge of C, to explore strange *
* UNIX commands and to boldly code where no one has manpage 4...         *
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| skum@bessel.umd.edu| (301)314-4567 [dorm]  |  A packet with a bit not set   |
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| Unix weirdo in training. Handle with care. |  We all go down!               |
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                    Hi!  I am a disabled .signature virus.
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Those who do not remember the past are condemned to use Microsoft products.
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The internal combustion engine is the dinosaurs' revenge.
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